{"id":1184,"date":"2011-11-28T16:41:16","date_gmt":"2011-11-28T21:41:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tedkrever.com\/blog\/?p=1184"},"modified":"2011-11-28T17:52:20","modified_gmt":"2011-11-28T22:52:20","slug":"special-cyber-monday-deal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tedkrever.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/28\/special-cyber-monday-deal\/","title":{"rendered":"Special Cyber-Monday Deal!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, okay then…<\/p>\n

I’m no different from the rest – I don’t mind a bargain now and then. \u00a0I was planning to check out Amazon’s Cyber Monday deals and quickly got waylaid checking my own books out.<\/p>\n

Have a look at this:\u00a0http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/75ony8c<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Yes indeed, that is my familiar (if you’ve been on these pages) $15.95 Mindbenders trade paperback for the bargain price of $45.99!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Let me repeat: $45.99!!!!<\/strong> For a USED<\/strong> copy, no less!!! In very good condition, he says (I certainly hope so).<\/p>\n

I really love the little graphic just over the cover reading ‘Best Value’. For who?<\/p>\n

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Now if I was an evil soul, I would be wondering how to clip a piece of this action off for myself.<\/p>\n

But gracious considerate log-splitter man-of-the people Ted? No way!\u00a0I would never stoop to such low commercial considerations.<\/p>\n

Instead, I’ll just subtly remind you that I am selling brand-new<\/strong> copies of \u00a0‘Mindbenders’ -with All the Same Words! In The Same Places!<\/strong> For 65% OFF<\/strong> this ridiculous offer!<\/p>\n

If anybody out there wants to spend $45.99 on ‘Mindbenders’ (or any of my other books, for that matter), email me (see the little envelope link on the right sidebar?). We’ll make PayPal arrangements and I’ll send you an\u00a0autographed copy<\/strong>\u00a0of the book, along with an original\u00a0manuscript page with handwritten corrections<\/strong>. I’ve got lots<\/em> of those! Perfect for selling someday on Ebay or to grace your estate sale at Sotheby’s, once I’m dead or famous for cutting my ear off.<\/p>\n

I’m not cutting off any ears or dying any time soon, so, for the moment, this is my best offer! ACT FAST! ACT NOW!<\/strong> And remember what the man said above: BEST VALUE!<\/strong><\/p>\n

No Ma, I didn’t intend to have a Cyber Monday sale; it just came over me all at once…<\/p>\n

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Well, okay then… I’m no different from the rest – I don’t mind a bargain now and then. \u00a0I was planning to check out Amazon’s Cyber Monday deals and quickly got waylaid checking my own books out. Have a look …<\/span> Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[54,48,3,42,27],"tags":[11,255,51,43,26,45],"class_list":["post-1184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-big-sale","category-mind-power","category-my-books","category-print-on-demand","category-the-digital-world","tag-absurdity","tag-big-sale","tag-mindbenders","tag-paperbacks","tag-publishing","tag-the-web"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t