{"id":1687,"date":"2012-07-21T10:13:50","date_gmt":"2012-07-21T14:13:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tedkrever.com\/blog\/?p=1687"},"modified":"2012-07-21T10:31:38","modified_gmt":"2012-07-21T14:31:38","slug":"take-me-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tedkrever.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/21\/take-me-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Take Me Out&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_1697\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/tedkrever.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/us1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1697\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1697\" title=\"us\" src=\"http:\/\/tedkrever.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/us1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1697\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Us (We are NOT dressed alike!)<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Smitty and I went to a ballgame &#8211; Brooklyn Cyclones vs the Staten Island Yankees, at the Cyclones home field on Coney Island.<\/p>\n<p>It was a great date. Smitty said she thought the seats were kind of high up and I guess she might have been right, since I couldn&#8217;t actually touch any of the players without leaning forward a few rows. But you could see the movement on the pitches and feel the violence when a player swung through a pitch.<\/p>\n<p>This is low minor leagues -short season A ball &#8211; and the Cyclones looked younger and less seasoned than the Yankees in general. The Cyclones made two errors and their starter was wild; the difference in the game was one inning where he walked the bases full (there was a single in there somewhere) and inevitably paid for it.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1694\" style=\"width: 460px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/tedkrever.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/swing.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1694\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1694\" title=\"swing\" src=\"http:\/\/tedkrever.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/swing.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"188\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tedkrever.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/swing.jpg 450w, https:\/\/tedkrever.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/swing-300x125.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1694\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A violent swing (all photographs by CO Moed)<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Yankees won, 4-2 and if you&#8217;re a Mets fan, there&#8217;s something so familiar there, it only makes it so much sweeter when the worm turns (I have real hopes for next season -really!)<\/p>\n<p>But in the meanwhile, we got the Weiner Race (won by &#8211; Ketchup!), a boy of 5 or 6 trying to throw a ball through the dot over the &#8216;i&#8217; in the Dime Savings Bank sign (good try but no), the little girl around the same age who smoked Sandy the Seagull (the mascot, not one of the players) in a race from first to third. She politely handed her sandals to King Henry, the Cyclones&#8217; master of ceremonies and Court Jester (I say he reminds me of Stubby Kaye; Smitty said no, Stubby Kaye was <em>hot<\/em> &#8211; I&#8217;m gaining fifty pounds tomorrow) before starting the race; seeing her determination rounding second (and seeing Sandy collapse on the grass after the race, clutching his heart) was priceless. And there was a great fireworks display after &#8211; I get the impression that&#8217;s every Friday night, in case you&#8217;re thinking about going.<\/p>\n<p>We walked Coney just a little after the game. I find the place spooky but Smitty virtually grew up there and has lots of memories so we&#8217;ll go back and I&#8217;m really looking forward to that.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tedkrever.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/jugglers.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1695\" title=\"jugglers\" src=\"http:\/\/tedkrever.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/jugglers.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"189\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tedkrever.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/jugglers.jpg 350w, https:\/\/tedkrever.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/jugglers-300x162.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a>The trip home was really the icing on the cake. A coven of college kids &#8211; maybe six of them &#8211; got onto our subway car at Coney Island (end of the line or, in our case, beginning) and rode most of the way through Brooklyn, juggling in a moving car! There were two very good jugglers and the others in the group just kept throwing the couple of extra balls (don&#8217;t ask me why there were extra balls but there were) at each other so it was very funny chaos at the far end of the car.<\/p>\n<p>It was typical New York late night &#8211; the couple across from us around 70ish, checking their cellphones and reading in synch and, according to Smitty, dressed alike (if one person&#8217;s wearing blue and shorts and a hat and the other person&#8217;s wearing gray and Capri&#8217;s (not that I know Capri&#8217;s from long pants) and no hat, I don&#8217;t see how that can be dressed alike but don&#8217;t tell Smitty that, she&#8217;ll <em>explain<\/em> it to you and believe me).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tedkrever.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/grandstand.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1696\" title=\"grandstand\" src=\"http:\/\/tedkrever.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/grandstand.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"467\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tedkrever.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/grandstand.jpg 350w, https:\/\/tedkrever.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/grandstand-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And the two Asian kids who carried a whole pizza onto the train, ate a couple slices and left carrying the rest after two stops (this is Brooklyn,\u00a0<span style=\"line-height: 24px;\">a pizzeria on every corner<\/span>\u00a0&#8211; if you&#8217;re willing to go two stops on the train for pizza, it must be <em>good<\/em>).<\/p>\n<p>I love baseball for itself but it is amazing how it seems to collect slices of life for embroidery, especially at the minor league level where everything is still human-sized (including the prices). 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