Well, okay then…
I’m no different from the rest – I don’t mind a bargain now and then. I was planning to check out Amazon’s Cyber Monday deals and quickly got waylaid checking my own books out.
Have a look at this: http://tinyurl.com/75ony8c
Let me repeat: $45.99!!!! For a USED copy, no less!!! In very good condition, he says (I certainly hope so).
I really love the little graphic just over the cover reading ‘Best Value’. For who?
Now if I was an evil soul, I would be wondering how to clip a piece of this action off for myself.
But gracious considerate log-splitter man-of-the people Ted? No way! I would never stoop to such low commercial considerations.
Instead, I’ll just subtly remind you that I am selling brand-new copies of ‘Mindbenders’ -with All the Same Words! In The Same Places! For 65% OFF this ridiculous offer!
If anybody out there wants to spend $45.99 on ‘Mindbenders’ (or any of my other books, for that matter), email me (see the little envelope link on the right sidebar?). We’ll make PayPal arrangements and I’ll send you an autographed copy of the book, along with an original manuscript page with handwritten corrections. I’ve got lots of those! Perfect for selling someday on Ebay or to grace your estate sale at Sotheby’s, once I’m dead or famous for cutting my ear off.
I’m not cutting off any ears or dying any time soon, so, for the moment, this is my best offer! ACT FAST! ACT NOW! And remember what the man said above: BEST VALUE!
No Ma, I didn’t intend to have a Cyber Monday sale; it just came over me all at once…