It’s Comedy Weekend at Ted’s Book Bazaar! (or wherever the hell this is…)

Tomorrow and Sunday, ‘A Crafty and Devious God’ is FREE on Amazon! A look at divorce, sex, exhibitionism, sex, the early days of the Web and the early days of everyone becoming (or trying to become) a celebrity.

And sex.

Sunday and Monday, it’s ‘Howling At Wolves’! FREE on Amazon! (just being explicit for the hard-of-understanding)

A lighthearted look at stalking, men reclaiming their tribal roots, sex, sex in cheap hotel rooms, sex with sisters (do you sense a common thread here?), moose having heart attacks, how the Greeks founded Canada (?) and how to almost get arrested for trying to blow up the Canadian Prime Minister with a Super-8 projector. And MORE!

Two hilarious (and somewhat dirty) books for free – oh, sorry – FREE!!! With extra exclamation points! Tell your friends!

Okay, phew, I’m done now. Go back to whatever you were doing…